Googling, asking your spouse and copying someone else's answers is totally encouraged.
1. You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to go out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!
2. I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
3. God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you write a new book.
4. Now gentlemen, in this country our courts are the great levelers. In our courts, all men are created equal.
5. I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
6. You can't wear black. It looks like you're going to a funeral
7. But I'll tell you something, kiddo. You couldn't find Big Time if you had a road map.
8. Forget it! I'm stayin' right where I am. It's gonna take you and the police department and the fire department and the National Guard to get me outta here!
9. In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game.
10. I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
11. You threaten my son, you threaten me.
12. Stupid is as stupid does.
13. A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
14. What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q. feel like a dribbling idiot?
15. I don't train girls.
16. Ten minutes to Wapner.